This disguise saved me from the oven again this year.
Every year I masquerade as a fake turkey. I end up on the table, but no one knows I'm a real bird. I'm a decoration.
Disguises are amazing. Aren't they?
Gay is about to put me in the yard and take out Christmas displays. Sometimes I hang around in this get-up so she won't get the idea to fry me for Christmas dinner.
It sure is a relief to make it through another Thanksgiving--still alive. Now to get through Christmas.
Gay's friend and angel, Sarah, uses camouflage all the time. She's appeared as an angel figurine on a Christmas tree in past episodes, but she's never been a turkey. She's donned some mighty peculiar human cover-ups. Have you read any of Sarah's adventures yet? You'll find Gay's books on her Amazon Author Page. Gay specializes in faith and humor.